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Jason, just fantastic Source: http://www.mrmobileblog.com/2009/04/16/button-injured-in-f1-accident/

Darren sent  me me these, that are just fantastic, you HAVE to check them out! This is a T-Mobile Advert, created a Liverpool Street Station in London     … this is how they done it! This must have freaked out people at Grand Central Station  

So after the races we had a couple of hours to kill before Silent Disco.  Now for those trendy festival loving people, you will know what Silent Disco is all about (Silent Disco are due to attend the Reading Festival this year). Any way this is the most bizarre disco I have ever been to,  but was awesome.  Basically it has two DJ's ...

So Tuesday night we headed over to Musselburgh Racecourse for the Fringe Racenight.  It was a shame it was raining.  It was a 6 race event and was quite good fun, despite the rain. The Fringe Racenight  is billed as  an evening at the races with a difference. Alongside all the fun and excitement of horseracing, you can enjoy a ...

Boys and Girls, old and young, I wanted to share with you that the "Toy Shop" is back up and running now! They stock a good range of educational books, have a new craft section for A4 paper/card and A1 paper/card for school projects etc. A new party section with balloons, banners and a helium balloon filling service. For the Kids they ...

Well, well, well.  We have been trying like mad to get tickets for this, so rang the venue and got two ticket. For £37 you get a three course dinner and the comedy, which leaves your sides aching with laughter. Basically, you dine with snobbish, manic Basil; his domineering wife, Sybil; and hopelessly confused waiter, Manuel. It last ...

So while at the Pleasance Courtyard we booked some tickets for Alba Flamenca at the Lot in Grassmarket. Now a few years ago we ate in the restaurant below the Lot and it was not a pleasant experience and we walked out after our starter. BUT the Lot is what looks like a small church hall about the restaurant and offers a very intimate venue So ...

So Sunday afternoon we headed out to the Meadows and Fringe Sunday.  The buzz in Edinburgh this time of year is just awesome.  The sheer amount of extra people is just amazing. So the Meadows attracted and extra 100,000 people to see the free events.  The Meadows is a large park next to what used to be the Edinburgh ...

I know I am a bit late, but on Saturday we took the 0830 train from Kings Cross up to Edinburgh to spend a few days at the festival. The journey didn't start too well.  It usually take about 4 and half hours to get up to Edinburgh, but this time it took an exta hour and a half! Why, well some enterprising soles stole cabling from the East ...

Nice cut and paste .. does the guy know who they work for? http://www.boygeniusreport.com/2008/05/23/att-fast-tracking-hspa-in-preparation-for-iphone-video-calling/  

Steve blogged this (http://blogs.msdn.com/stevecla01/archive/2008/05/09/a-field-guide-to-geek-types.aspx) from Wired (http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/magazine/16-04/st_geekster) So which one are you? 1. The Fanboy2. The Music Geek3. The Gamer4. The Gadget Guy5. The Hacker6. The Otaku Me thinks I am ...  :-|4. The Gadget ...

This made me smile  My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.' My mother taught me RELIGION'You better pray that this will come out of the carpet.' My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle ...

This stuff is amazing. Entries for an art contest at the Hirshorn Modern Art Gallery in DC ... The rule was that the artist could use only one sheet of paper.  

Dear Santa, I have been a good boy all year and I would really love it, if I could have one of these Love and Kisses Paul  Check this out baby! http://www.play.com/Games/Wii/4-/3517983/Wii-Light-Sword/Product.html# For use with Nintendo Wii games console. Simply slip your Wii Remote into the handle and press the on button to ...

Shawn send me this, and I just had to share it: If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no Hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. For those of you who have lived in Salford , you know how typical this is. They actually have a Curry Cook-off about June/July. It takes up a major ...

My father has been busy spamming me again. Here is another one from him ...  

This will make you smile :-|

My dad just sent me this check it out it will make you smile! go to  www.google.co.uk   click on ''maps''  click on ''get directions''  type New York in the first box (the ''from'' box)  type London in the second box (the ''to'' box) & hit ''get directions'' on the same line  This is the important bit ...

This is just so cool ... you could have hours of fun! Source: http://www.joshuarey.com/index.pl?Action=ShowArticle&ID=134&DoNotGoToFood=0 As a service to busy kidnappers I'm delighted to offer this ransom note generator.

Shawn is a bad man! .. These are old but very funny! UNIVERSITY CHALLENGEBamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi's first name?Contestant: Goosey, Goosey? THE WEAKEST LINKAnne Robinson: In traffic, what ''J'' is where two roads meet?Contestant: Jool carriageway. Anne Robinson : Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?Contestant: Bombay. Anne ...

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What signWEBSTER: The one that says, ''School Ahead, Go Slow.'' TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your mathmultiplication on the floor?CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER: John, how do you spell ''crocodile?''JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L''TEACHER: No, that's ...

Well it snowed in London today and I thought I would share some photos for you!  I really do love snow As you can see the local council didn't bother with gritting the road outside my house.  It was very comical watching people drive this morning     I also took the opportunity to build a Snow Cat ;-) And finished ...

My dad sent me this and it made me laugh on this cold Tuesday morning in London .. enjoy ;-) SMART ASS ANSWER #6It was mealtime during a flight on an airline.  ''Would you like dinner?'' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. ''What are my choices?'' John asked.  ''Yes or no,'' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5A flight ...

If you love the TV series Cops, this is going to make you laugh out loud! Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWr6ec2zEyE

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A laugh to start your Day! Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, ''People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in ...

Source: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/13/korean_legal_poser/ South Korea's finest have a bit of poser on their hands: does the pimping of inflatable sex dolls breach the country's anti-prostitution laws? We should explain that, according to news site Chosun.com, Korean punters have developed a taste for ''doll experience rooms'', paying ...

Jason blogged a link to this .. very cool!  Live and learn baby! Source: http://www.knowhr.com/blog/2006/08/21/top-10-best-presentations-ever/ The Top 10 according to the above web-site are: Steve Jobs introduces the Macintosh in 1984 *** Hardt’s Identity 2.0 presentation at OSCON 2005 Guy Kawasaki’s Art of the Start ...

How cool is this! … The linux source is included too! Source: http://www.ex-parrot.com/~pete/upside-down-ternet.html My neighbours are stealing my wireless internet access. I could encrypt it or alternately I could have fun. …Then the internet looks like this!

What will they come up with next.  Source: http://www.thesexysociety.com/iGroove_Panty_for_iPod_nano_p/dg2006gwp.htm So techie chic! Perfect for those of us who love to lounge around in sexy undies all day AND have our music! Black lace panty with pink ribbon and removable pocket to hold iPod nano, money or other small personal items. Comes ...

This put a smile on my face! Source: http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2006/07/26/10_gadgets_to_get_yousacked/print.html It's hot, your boss is evil, you never got that promised pay-rise. It's hot, your colleagues hate you, and you're fed up with sardine-like commuting. Oh, and did I mention it's really hot? What better time then to jack in your ...

Okay so on Sunday I flew to Seattle via Chicago on United Airlines.  As you would expect I was at the back of the plan. I didn’t realize that United was a “budget” Airline :-|  Why you ask, well even Air India gives you free alcohol, but United charge $5 or £3 for a 330ml can of beer!  Talk about a rip off from a captive audience. Oh and get ...

This put a smile on my face! .. John this is your you ;-) Source: http://www.sagags.com/?p=441 I could never figure out why apple didn’t make macbooks cooler, or seem to try to fix the problem. Then I figured it out apple doesn’t want there users to starve because they want them to buy more laptops later in life, so they made ...

This will make your day … http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/07/05/it_support_anecdotes/ Reg Poll Our Reg Reader Research tentacle recently carried out a survey on behalf of Numara Software, part of which asked long-suffering support operatives for their best work anecdotes. On offer was the chance to win Reg goodies, and we managed to ...

Okay so the world cup is coming and I found this (well Paul pointed me to it) up on the bCentral site.  It’s an exe that will put all the fixtures into your outlook calendar and also tell you what TV channel that are on … cool http://www.bcentral.co.uk/worldcup/default.mspx

Check this out before Google fix it. Go to Google. com and put  ''french military victories'' with the speech marks and click on “I’m Feeling Lucky” It made me smile!

Marc sent me these … Sorry if they offend, but you have to laugh! Two blondes walk into a building.......... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.  Phone answering machine message - ''...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...''  A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. ...

This did make me smile!

This truly is amazing and hard to believe. Don't pass it up. This website is amazing - they actually have photographs of almost every school in the world. Unless you went to school when cameras weren't invented, you will find a photo of yourself or at least your classmates. Click on the link below: Enter the name of your school and year ...

This little test should get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criteria which defines a patient to be institutionalised. ''Well'' said the Director ''we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub''. OK, here's ...

Source: http://cars.msn.co.uk/carnews/ukworstsep05/Default.asp Edinburgh and Norwich have some of the worst young drivers, and Newcastle-upon-Tyne the angriest, according to a new poll. Conducted by lads' magazine FHM, the survey also showed that Belfast had the drunkest drivers, and Bristol the safest. The calmest young drivers came from ...

I know it’s old, but I was sent the audio clip again.  Have a listen, it is funny!. http://flaphead.members.winisp.net/blog/Armageddon.wav For transcript check out http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-10.html (1997 - 1998) ''In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil,'' ...

Dr. Condoleezza Rice became the Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs, commonly referred to as the National Security Advisor What did bush do in light of Kartrina?

FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 4th November 2004 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing ...

This made me smile!

This will make you smile!

These made me smile.  I like  Treeware and Tourist! 404 - Someone who is clueless. From the Web error message, “404 Not Found,” which means the document requested couldn’t be located. “Don’t bother asking him. He’s 404.” Alpha Geek - The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an ...

These made me laugh!

I saw this in T3 magazine and it put a simile on my face, so I thought I would share it! Do you have a FLIP Phone or a BAR Phone? Check out: http://www.cellfoam.com   You can even get a holster for it too!

These are actually quite funny

These are quite good! Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Farmer Bill Dies In House British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands Eye Drops Off ...

This is just soooo cool, this out the video  

Found this, and wondered how you actually pay the fine?  

Like Dilbert? then you will love Bug Bash .. check it out http://feeds.feedburner.com/bugbash?m=8 So what is the answer?

Hey I met with Eileen today and she introduced me to a new world call BlogoSphere. Yeah I hadn't heard of it either, but it turns out I'm already walking this world and I have been for over a year.  In case you didn't know: Blogosphere (alternate: blogsphere) is the collective term encompassing all weblogs or blogs; blogs as a community; ...

1. On a blanket from Taiwan -NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. 2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.   3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.   4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP ...

Can't remember if I blogged these before, but these are just bloody amazing so here they are again! Julian Beever is an english artist who’s famous for his art on the pavement of england, France, germany, usa, australia and belgium. It’s particularity ? Beever gives to his drawing an anamorphose, his images are drawn completly diforms which give ...

I know it's bad but .... A couple decided to go for a meal and after some deliberation settled for their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and finally agree to share the chef's special 'Chicken Surprise'. The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to start in on the meal, the ...

The following laws are strictly adhered to whenever a computer is featured in a movie: Word processors never display a cursor.  You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.  All monitors display inch-high letters.  High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental ...

This is dead funny! http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html

Following on with what is 1 second, I had a bit of time on my hands (ha, ha) and I thought I would share this one with you Source: http://web.ask.com/dc?q=define+Calorie&qsrc=8&o=0 A calorie is the unit of heat defined as the quantity of heat required to raise the temperature of 1 gram of water by 1 degree centigrade at atmospheric ...

Excellent Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4554083.stm  spoof video of the song (Is This The Way To) Amarillo, performed by British soldiers in Iraq, has crashed Ministry of Defence computers. Troops in the Royal Dragoon Guards shot a home video at their Al Faw base of their version of the video sung by Tony Christie and mimed by ...

This is funny - need sound! http://www.flashart.nl/popup/kozoo.html

1.Outside a muffler shop: ''No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.'' 2.Outside a hotel: ''Help! We need inn-experienced people.'' 3.On a desk in a reception room: ''We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left.'' 4.In a veterinarians waiting room: ''Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!'' 5.At the electric company: ''We would ...

Source: http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20050429.html

These are good!

This is pretty neat how it works out. This is cool beer/wine maths!!!!!!! DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!   It takes less than a minute.......  Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. First of all, pick the number of times ...

These are just excellent: --These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active?A: No, I just lie ...

This is soooo funny: http://theteatime.free.fr/talc/rocky.html

Christmas is Outsourced!

Funny Bar Stools!